deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

(via paudashlake)

punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

image

(Source: sweetkojuro, via jesuschristvevo)

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

(via sagihairius)

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame, via dollygale)

(Source: imqu3llyb, via eatingisfab)

therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…

(via unescapable)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via beyoncevevo)

welcometomycandystore:

In which Jared Padalecki almost slips and falls but stays in character anyway. 

it looks like a video game glitch 

(Source: destrroya, via szczepanisnotdeaded)

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

(via awkwardvagina)